I would like to tell you that crying in airports isn’t a regular occurrence for me. Part of me wants to proceed with the pretense that the global pandemic makes us more vulnerable, and thus taboo–ing to such an extent is temporary. But that would be a lie, one that would dangerously undermine the purpose of this post. So to start things off: yes, I’ve publicly cried in airports on multiple occasions. Everything from shedding a small tear to breaking down and bawling only to rear my ugly cry face. I’ve done it, and I’m here to share my expertise on how you can too (when your body and mind tells you to do so). In fact, just look for my professional development book coming out next week on the topic.
STEP 1: Deprive Yourself of Sleep
Alright, so the most recent time I’ve cried in an airport was during my first attempt to fly back to Tunis from the States right after New Year’s. The night before I had been up late with my nephew, who for some unknown reason decided it was the perfect time to bang against walls and yell-laugh until 3AM while the rest of the house snored. I really didn’t want to wake his mom–anymore than he already had–who was deservedly in a deep sleep on the other side of the bed. Over the holidays she made several road trips (with a baby!) to visit and also drove my sorry car-less ass around quite a bit. Hence, I dealt with the situation as best as I could, which resulted in very few hours of sleep the night before my flight. And because I suck at intuitively addressing such issues, we ended up watching cartoons on my phone for most of the night.
Note: this could be easily be done by choosing a flight time late at night, or in the early hours of the morning. See red-eye. I personally recommend a 2:30AM pick when you know there is little to no chance of sleeping on the plane.
Alternatively: I recommend clubbing the night before departure. Or impromptu road trips to say your last goodbyes. Extra points if you expect yourself to work or attend any professional engagement upon arrival at your destination. This kind of pressure proves to be helpful when preparing to shed your first tear.
Step 2: Confront a Problem That is Completely Out of Your Control
In this particular case study, not receiving my PCR test results in time served as the perfect catalyst through which I could melt into a puddle on the Terminal 1 floor of MSP that day. I had feigned authority to myself after searching–and calling–at least 10 different clinics offering the “stick-up-your nose” test in preparation to fly. I even prided myself in knowing that my left nostril had the ability to better facilitate a Covid test than my right, which a nurse informed me of. The bottom line remained: every testing center I found in Minnesota could not guarantee results in less than 3 (in some cases business) days. On the flip side, to re-enter Tunisia I needed a certified result from a test taken within 72 hours or less. I know!! What a joke.
So, United Airlines denied me the right to get on the first leg of my journey. And because I was in the the middle of the country requiring at least 20 hours of travel to Tunis, and because nearly no country was accepting Americans reducing these flights to basically nothing, and because YES WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKING PANDEMIC, I felt the weight of something so completely out of my control just as quickly as I built the lie of being in it. I would have to wait an entire week to try again to accomplish something that seemingly relied on chance.**
And TBH the United Airlines associate, who first broke the news that I couldn’t get back to Tunis, was just plain old mean about it. (Not you Mr. J Clemson who helped me eventually sort this shit out in the end! You were awesome!).
Additional Resources: delayed or canceled flights, strikes and protests, and God forbid actually testing positive for Covid would qualify under the category of of a “problem that is completely out of your control”.
Step 3: Release Stress by Making Water Come Out of Your Eyes
This might be the time and place to address the added challenges of Covid–because crying in a mask doesn’t come naturally to most. At first, I periodically tugged my mask low enough to remove the tears and snot with a tissue. Then I realized… I could just let it all out! When the mask became soggy, I removed the strings around my ears and blew my nose into the fabric that conveniently covered my nose. After which I would reach for another mask that I had intended to use during my now inaccessible flight.
Rinse & Repeat.
Important: this does not involve feeling embarrassed, trying to conceal yourself, or looking around to see just how bad others are judging.
NO BUT FOR REAL THOUGH,
Showing and expressing emotion–ESPECIALLY while dealing with flight problems, let along Covid–is completely fine (NO MATTER WHAT YOUR GENDER(S) IS/ARE) because you’re a human being. Now let’s continue normalizing the process of showing the full spectrum of emotion friends.
And finally, the next time you find yourself overwhelmed, remember:
“What happens to you doesn’t belong to you, only half concerns you. It’s not yours. Not yours only.” -Claudia Rankine.
**A United Airlines associate told me about the one and only MN Clinic to guarantee 24 hour PCR test results after I had been crying for an hour. That is how I eventually got back to Tunis.**
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